It's about as good as it looks.
Recently I had the pleasure of visiting my local child-filled, faux chic-modern, feedbag known as McDonalds. Once I wound my way past the patronage, to the monolithic self-serve oversized touch screen confessionals, into which I would enter the future-sin of my choice, and clumsily fingered my way through the highly capitalistically optimized system I assume is a product of many focus groups, I was granted the ability to order a Big Mac what has chicken on it.
It was just like, fine.
I guess if you wanted a big mac but didn't want beef, you could get this?
It's not as chickeny as a McChicken, and not as Mac-y as a big Mac. (Shouldn't it be BigMc?)
I don't see where this burger fits in its family of perfectly perfected items, meant to fill an exact gap in the traditional fast food going menu.
A soon to be forgotten uncle. I probably won't make the funeral. They always do those things on long weekends. For travelling family or whatnot, I'll probably be camping then. Sorry.
Bun - 6
Sauce - 6
Extras - 8
Chicken - 7
Value - 7
Total Sandwich Score:
34/50
I had high hopes for this new Big Mac imposter, could anything hold up to the decadent delicacy of the Original Big Mac? Alas this review has led me to not fufill my curiosity and I will continue to enjoy my chickenless life. Thank you chicken sandwich review for your transparency. - A sad clown
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